Granola Funk Strain

Hybrid 50% Sativa /50% Indica

THC: 27%

Granola Funk is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Forum Cut of Girl Scout Cookies with Wookie 15. The resulting combination yields a super tasty bud that tastes exactly how its name sounds – like funky yet sweet nutty vanilla granola! The aroma is very earthy, with a grapefruit diesel overtone accented by rich herbs and coffee. The Granola Funk high is perfect for a lazy weekend day, with lifted effects that hit both mind and body with heavy potency thanks to its super high 27-29% average THC level. You'll feel a lifted onset at the start of this high, filling your mind with a deep-felt sense of relaxed euphoria. This effect will soon spread throughout the rest of your body, leaving you totally at ease as your mind soars. Soon, a sharp pang of hunger will wash over you, ending with you reaching for anything in sight to snack on. These effects and its high level of potency make Granola Funk the perfect choice for treating a variety of conditions, including appetite loss or nausea, depression, chronic pain, migraines or headaches, and chronic stress. This bud has fluffy olive green nugs with rich purple undertones, long tapered orange hairs, and a coating of super thick frosty bright white crystal trichomes.
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It is nice to read reviews, then taste test, then realize my back is actually feeling better. I’ve recently tried a couple of potent strains, and found a tad of paranoia just not comfortable. Not with this. Actually, it is perfect after a stressful day with weigh two mini thinks going on at once. ( :) ) I put this on my list of approved, joining Granola Funk, and the nicely thunderous Rocket Fuel. I will definitively choose this in the future. In fact, next dinner party, this might be the recommended bud among buds. Now, sketching art, with a few simple tools and plain paper, Granola Funk seems like a match made in heaven.


Very inpressed. No panic, paranoia, or couchlock. Perfect balance. 2 to 3 puffs and I feel just capital. Don't smell skunky like other strains. On exhale though it will get some attention if smell is concerned. It is fluffy and we'll cured. Dry burn with a smooth draw. No cough for me. Takes only a minute to start the effect of being stress free and focused. Highly recommended. Also, I could swear this strain has a decent dose of cbd. It just feels right.


I am very impressed. This strain doe not give me any panic, paranoid, or couchlock. It really is evenly balanced. 2 to 3 good puffs and I feel just capital. At peak I feel stress free and concentrated. On the come down I do get tired. Great medicine. It is fluffy and fresh to the eye and touch. Don't smell skunky like other strains. On exhale it will get the attention it deserves if smell in the air is a concern. I'm going back for more for sure. Highly recommended.


The GF I just smoked appear, exactly as described in the above review which was an exceptional review btw. The high, for me is, uplifting, and creative. Judging from my high, if, relaxation has occurred, my mind was the beneficiary, I'm ready to go! Already my mind has drifted to musical melodies. Peace everyone, time to jam.


Just got an eighth of GF. Amazing looks,smell, taste,high, everything is A+ in my opinion


My new favorite strain for sure! Have tried a few different cuts from dispensaries throughout Colorado and am impressed and in love with them all. This is one seriously awesome strain that works for me all day long. My go to now.


Connoisseurs strain & my favorite!


Tastes f’king amazing. Just hit it for the first time a minute ago on a solo bowl.. Thick clouds. Immediate relaxation.


Great strain for when you have absolutely nothing to do!


Fantastic. Quick hitter - happy, happy, happy!