First Class Funk Marijuana Strain

Indica Dominant Hybrid Strain Indica Dominant Hybrid 60% Indica / 40% Sativa

THC: 29% - 33%

First Class Funk is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious GMO X Jet Fuel strains. Named for its super heavy stench, First Class Funk brings on classic indica effects with a super high level of potency that will knock out even the most experienced of patients. That being said, mind your dosage with this bud if you have any plans for the rest of the day or night! The high comes on with a creeping effect, sneaking up on you a few minutes after your final toke before launching you into a new plane of existence. You'll feel a heady relaxation that's unfocused and blissful accompanied by a super sedative body high that leaves you completely immovable. This combination quickly turns sleepy, leaving you dozing off before you know it. In combination with its super high 29-33% average THC level, these effects make First Class Funk perfect for treating experienced patients suffering from chronic pain, arthritis, cramps or muscle spasms and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a heavy peppery gas flavor with a super pungent and spicy diesel aroma to match. First Class Funk buds have fat rounded dusty green nugs with yellow-orange hairs and a coating of tiny milky white crystal trichomes.]
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I was a bit reticent to try this strain as I get anxiety and typically prefer a little heavier leaning Indicas. I was pleasantly suprised by this strain. No adverse effects or racing thoughts whatsoever even with it being insanely powerful. The batch I got at Cookies St.Louis was from C4 and around 32%. I posted the Pic above with the rolling tray and grinder in the pic. The taste is GMO on the inhale and pure racing fuel on the exhale which lingers pleasantly and has me licking my lips repeatedly. It burns low and slow and has long lasting effects. Highly recommend this strain.


Jus picked up an 8th of FirstClassFunk by Kynd…32%THC ! Yup those are my pics up there..the labeled bag and the popcorn nuggets of this delicious,pungent,mouth watering fusion of GarlicCookies and JetFuel…Sweet an Savory. Sour and Skunky. Fuel and Petroleum. Talk about Liftoff. I’ve been smoking bud daily for about 17 years now..and after 2 hits out of my freshly cleaned 10inch bong…I. AM. FAAAAADED. High as Shit. Loaded. Draxxed. Hahahaha Highly Recommend this strain to any and all stoners..but newbies beware…this will cause hallucinatory effects in 1st time stoners..ahhhh to be a VirginStoner again…lungs haven’t absorbed a single molecule of THC to bind to the receptors…so if you smoke this YOUR FIRST TIME….BEWARE ! Ahahahahahahaha jus kidding it is potent tho


I got a batch here in the Pa Medical Program it’s tested out with Terps 33.1 % THCa was 30.1 it’s was straight old time gas smelling funk…This is a chill relaxed strain that will make you just melt away after a hard days grind..


My First Class Funk was by Kings Garden & was an Indica Leaning (60%) Hybrid containing 28% THC. Effects made me chill & mellow. Pungent spicy 🌶 peppery 🫑 diesel was what I smelled 👃& tasted 👅. I get Kings Garden for $35 out the door 🚪 at my dispensary & that’s a great price for a good 👍🏼 product! 🚬 Enjoy The Pleasure Of The Smoke 🚬


It's exactly what I have been looking for. Heavy, taste phenomenal, really light green ton of lil crystals all over. I picked up a batch from dispensary "Elevated" in Longmont Colorado which I highly recommend if your looking for high THC, and top notch flower. This batch tested at 30.08%. I have a high tolerance and this bud got me like whoa. Like I wanna move but can't! My back and neck pain is gone, super relaxing not real super fast. WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️ It's super creepy I couldn't even make it through a blunt half way it hit me and then I read the description here and was like Ohhhh shit I done messed up. It does everything it says in the description above. Highly recommend!!!


First time user…. This stuff is Very good…. Strong strain with a THC level id say that’s definetly around 28-30% as reported- It’s a heavy hitter even for the seasoned vet. Great for pain, anxiety and stress. Also great for bedtime to help relax and fall asleep.


First time using first class funk and its like described. I got the higher end around 34% from revel. Nice density nugs not rock solid but breaks up very nice. Very dank smell. I will definitely buy again.


I'm reviewing King's Garden First class funk using a clean zong bong. I can really taste the jet fuel in this batch along with some garlic. Not the best tasting but not horrible either. It has little lung expansion. Exhale is very peppery. It has a stoney buzz. A little bit floaty.


For medicinal purposes, (stomach problems) the strain works very well. But, we're deducting one star because the harshness is severe. The taste kind of rates down there with the harshness. Nice lingering head despite the drawbacks... Good results for IBS and cramps as Allbud accurately described.


Hands down one of my favorite strains. There are two phenos I know of. One being more GMO and the other being more of the Fuelato. The GMO dominant pheno is the best one. The taste is GMO with a little pepper and fuel with some notes of grape. Potent. This is one of the strongest strains I’ve smoked. Hits like an indica with some sativa motivations to keep you from being totally glued. I recommend this strain to the flower veterans and skunky/funky flavor lovers.

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