First Class Funk Marijuana Strain

Indica Dominant Hybrid Strain Indica Dominant Hybrid 60% Indica / 40% Sativa

THC: 29% - 33%

First Class Funk is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious GMO X Jet Fuel strains. Named for its super heavy stench, First Class Funk brings on classic indica effects with a super high level of potency that will knock out even the most experienced of patients. That being said, mind your dosage with this bud if you have any plans for the rest of the day or night! The high comes on with a creeping effect, sneaking up on you a few minutes after your final toke before launching you into a new plane of existence. You'll feel a heady relaxation that's unfocused and blissful accompanied by a super sedative body high that leaves you completely immovable. This combination quickly turns sleepy, leaving you dozing off before you know it. In combination with its super high 29-33% average THC level, these effects make First Class Funk perfect for treating experienced patients suffering from chronic pain, arthritis, cramps or muscle spasms and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a heavy peppery gas flavor with a super pungent and spicy diesel aroma to match. First Class Funk buds have fat rounded dusty green nugs with yellow-orange hairs and a coating of tiny milky white crystal trichomes.]
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Wow this is such a top notch strain I picked up a half ounce of this from Besame Wellness I opened the bag and my entire living room smelled like pure gas this is one of the strongest smelling strains I have ever had. I loaded the bong took a rip and it was a very smooth smoke one of the smoothest I have had in so long the blaze is a creeper you get more dazed as the time goes I really like how the effects work up until you are gone I would recommend this strain to anyone.

Consumption Method: BongEffects I Feel: Calming, Creeper, HappyHelp Me With: Anxiety, Depression, Nausea

Holy bologne this stuff tastey. Nice buds.. got an oz for 110. And it's nice. Nice heady high and not too overwhelming. Becomes very relaxed. Gets the job done. coming in at 23% thc. This one probably the muskiest and creamy weed I have ever tasted.

Consumption Method: JointsEffects I Feel: Calming, Euphoria, TinglyHelp Me With: Mood Swings, Stress

The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on First Class Funk. This is an Indica dominant hybrid that is a cross of GMO x Jet Fuel Gelato. I love me some GMO so I was very curious to try it. The buds I scored were green and fluffy with dark red hairs. They were also covered with fine white hairs and crystals, very nice. The smell of them was earthy, with fruity and sweet undertones, kinda like candy. The buds I had were 28.65% and had an earthy, musky flavor to them with just a hint of pepper that gave me the nose tickle. I found the high to be very relaxing and euphoric, nice and mellow. This strain helped with my stress and anxiety but it did give me a little dry mouth. I would recommend this one.

Consumption Method: PipesEffects I Feel: Euphoria, Mellow, RelaxingHelp Me With: Anxiety, StressAromas: Earthy, Musky, SweetFlavors: Candy, Fruity

Just got a half ounce 29% one of my top 5, very potent strain

Consumption Method: JointsEffects I Feel: Body High, Relaxing, StrongHelp Me With: Arthritis, Chronic Pain

I got some 32 percent and it’s in my top ten now some amazing bud that’s forsure wow 🤩 .

Consumption Method: BluntsEffects I Feel: Cerebral, Euphoria, HappyHelp Me With: Anxiety, Chronic Pain, Depression

From the taste to the look to the smell and most importantly the high, this strain is a MUST GRAB. Amazing for pain and anxiety from what I've experienced. Absolutely amazing nothing less...this strain will have you laughing at nothing.

Consumption Method: BongEffects I Feel: Euphoria, Relaxing, StrongHelp Me With: Anxiety, Chronic Pain, FatigueAromas: Citrus, Dank, Pine, PungentFlavors: Citrus Orange, Creamy, Dank, Fruity

Love the strain although my bud was cat pissy scent and diesel straight from the dispense definitely a funky scent. The smoke was smooth and very potent. Not for beginners.


I was a bit reticent to try this strain as I get anxiety and typically prefer a little heavier leaning Indicas. I was pleasantly suprised by this strain. No adverse effects or racing thoughts whatsoever even with it being insanely powerful. The batch I got at Cookies St.Louis was from C4 and around 32%. I posted the Pic above with the rolling tray and grinder in the pic. The taste is GMO on the inhale and pure racing fuel on the exhale which lingers pleasantly and has me licking my lips repeatedly. It burns low and slow and has long lasting effects. Highly recommend this strain.


Jus picked up an 8th of FirstClassFunk by Kynd…32%THC ! Yup those are my pics up there..the labeled bag and the popcorn nuggets of this delicious,pungent,mouth watering fusion of GarlicCookies and JetFuel…Sweet an Savory. Sour and Skunky. Fuel and Petroleum. Talk about Liftoff. I’ve been smoking bud daily for about 17 years now..and after 2 hits out of my freshly cleaned 10inch bong…I. AM. FAAAAADED. High as Shit. Loaded. Draxxed. Hahahaha Highly Recommend this strain to any and all stoners..but newbies beware…this will cause hallucinatory effects in 1st time stoners..ahhhh to be a VirginStoner again…lungs haven’t absorbed a single molecule of THC to bind to the receptors…so if you smoke this YOUR FIRST TIME….BEWARE ! Ahahahahahahaha jus kidding it is potent tho


I got a batch here in the Pa Medical Program it’s tested out with Terps 33.1 % THCa was 30.1 it’s was straight old time gas smelling funk…This is a chill relaxed strain that will make you just melt away after a hard days grind..

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