First Class Funk Marijuana Strain

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Indica Dominant Hybrid Strain Indica Dominant Hybrid 60% Indica / 40% Sativa

THC: 29% - 33%

First Class Funk is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious GMO X Jet Fuel strains. Named for its super heavy stench, First Class Funk brings on classic indica effects with a super high level of potency that will knock out even the most experienced of patients. That being said, mind your dosage with this bud if you have any plans for the rest of the day or night! The high comes on with a creeping effect, sneaking up on you a few minutes after your final toke before launching you into a new plane of existence. You'll feel a heady relaxation that's unfocused and blissful accompanied by a super sedative body high that leaves you completely immovable. This combination quickly turns sleepy, leaving you dozing off before you know it. In combination with its super high 29-33% average THC level, these effects make First Class Funk perfect for treating experienced patients suffering from chronic pain, arthritis, cramps or muscle spasms and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a heavy peppery gas flavor with a super pungent and spicy diesel aroma to match. First Class Funk buds have fat rounded dusty green nugs with yellow-orange hairs and a coating of tiny milky white crystal trichomes.]
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Just got a half ounce 29% one of my top 5, very potent strain

Consumption Method: JointsEffects I Feel: Body High, Relaxing, StrongHelp Me With: Arthritis, Chronic Pain
Travina060   - Nov. 1, 2023, 10:25 p.m.|

I got some 32 percent and it’s in my top ten now some amazing bud that’s forsure wow 🤩 .

Consumption Method: BluntsEffects I Feel: Cerebral, Euphoria, HappyHelp Me With: Anxiety, Chronic Pain, Depression
Skillz   - Aug. 16, 2023, 9 p.m.|

From the taste to the look to the smell and most importantly the high, this strain is a MUST GRAB. Amazing for pain and anxiety from what I've experienced. Absolutely amazing nothing less...this strain will have you laughing at nothing.

Consumption Method: BongEffects I Feel: Euphoria, Relaxing, StrongHelp Me With: Anxiety, Chronic Pain, FatigueAromas: Citrus, Dank, Pine, PungentFlavors: Citrus Orange, Creamy, Dank, Fruity
Itchaboinick   - Aug. 7, 2023, 11:36 a.m.|

Love the strain although my bud was cat pissy scent and diesel straight from the dispense definitely a funky scent. The smoke was smooth and very potent. Not for beginners.

420ChurlesNY92
4 reviews   - July 13, 2023, 6:29 p.m.

I was a bit reticent to try this strain as I get anxiety and typically prefer a little heavier leaning Indicas. I was pleasantly suprised by this strain. No adverse effects or racing thoughts whatsoever even with it being insanely powerful. The batch I got at Cookies St.Louis was from C4 and around 32%. I posted the Pic above with the rolling tray and grinder in the pic. The taste is GMO on the inhale and pure racing fuel on the exhale which lingers pleasantly and has me licking my lips repeatedly. It burns low and slow and has long lasting effects. Highly recommend this strain.

Sparkenstein   - July 8, 2022, 9:04 a.m.

Jus picked up an 8th of FirstClassFunk by Kynd…32%THC ! Yup those are my pics up there..the labeled bag and the popcorn nuggets of this delicious,pungent,mouth watering fusion of GarlicCookies and JetFuel…Sweet an Savory. Sour and Skunky. Fuel and Petroleum. Talk about Liftoff. I’ve been smoking bud daily for about 17 years now..and after 2 hits out of my freshly cleaned 10inch bong…I. AM. FAAAAADED. High as Shit. Loaded. Draxxed. Hahahaha Highly Recommend this strain to any and all stoners..but newbies beware…this will cause hallucinatory effects in 1st time stoners..ahhhh to be a VirginStoner again…lungs haven’t absorbed a single molecule of THC to bind to the receptors…so if you smoke this YOUR FIRST TIME….BEWARE ! Ahahahahahahaha jus kidding it is potent tho

xohzayx702
35 reviews   - June 20, 2022, 6:18 p.m.

I got a batch here in the Pa Medical Program it’s tested out with Terps 33.1 % THCa was 30.1 it’s was straight old time gas smelling funk…This is a chill relaxed strain that will make you just melt away after a hard days grind..

March 8, 2022, 9:59 p.m.

My First Class Funk was by Kings Garden & was an Indica Leaning (60%) Hybrid containing 28% THC. Effects made me chill & mellow. Pungent spicy 🌶 peppery 🫑 diesel was what I smelled 👃& tasted 👅. I get Kings Garden for $35 out the door 🚪 at my dispensary & that’s a great price for a good 👍🏼 product! 🚬 Enjoy The Pleasure Of The Smoke 🚬

1kingkush
220 reviews   - Jan. 16, 2022, 8:07 p.m.

It's exactly what I have been looking for. Heavy, taste phenomenal, really light green ton of lil crystals all over. I picked up a batch from dispensary "Elevated" in Longmont Colorado which I highly recommend if your looking for high THC, and top notch flower. This batch tested at 30.08%. I have a high tolerance and this bud got me like whoa. Like I wanna move but can't! My back and neck pain is gone, super relaxing not real super fast. WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️ It's super creepy I couldn't even make it through a blunt half way it hit me and then I read the description here and was like Ohhhh shit I done messed up. It does everything it says in the description above. Highly recommend!!!

jroberts1908   - Dec. 19, 2021, 5:30 p.m.

First time user…. This stuff is Very good…. Strong strain with a THC level id say that’s definetly around 28-30% as reported- It’s a heavy hitter even for the seasoned vet. Great for pain, anxiety and stress. Also great for bedtime to help relax and fall asleep.

Sept. 17, 2021, 10:17 p.m.
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