Uptown Funk Marijuana Strain

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Indica Dominant Hybrid Strain Indica Dominant Hybrid 80% Indica / 20% Sativa

THC: 28% - 34%

Uptown Funk is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) created through crossing the potent 88 G-13 X Afghani strains. A great choice for any experienced patient, this potent indica packs classic Afghani effects paired with a pungent aroma that will fill any room with its heavy stench. The Uptown Funk high will settle in slowly, beginning with a burning happiness that inches its way throughout your entire body, turning any negativity and tension to ash. As your mood reaches new heights of pure bliss, a calming sensation will begin to settle into your body, eventually leaving you in a state of pure sedated couchlock. This effect will absolutely turn sedative, so mind your dosage if you have anything to get done! In combination with its super high 28-34% average THC level, these effects make Uptown Funk a great choice for treating a variety of conditions including chronic pain, insomnia, cramps or muscle spasms, the symptoms of PMS and neuropathy. This bud has a super heavy and spicy skunky diesel flavor with a rich, herbal sage exhale. The aroma is a unique blend of savory spices accented by pungent dank and super skunky diesel. Uptown Funk buds have dense and long pepper-shaped bright neon green nugs with lots of thin orange hairs and tiny, purple-tinted white crystal trichomes.
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This is one of the rare buds that has a large amount of Linalool terpene. If you have ANXIETY smoke this, because it has a high effect that feels like walking under water I swear when I smoked this it’s like the Volume of the world has been turned down from 100 to 10. It does kind of couch lock you and it wasn’t great for me because it made it harder to stay up

Consumption Method: PipesEffects I Feel: Calming, Euphoria, MellowHelp Me With: ADD/ADHD, Anxiety, AutismAromas: Ammonia, Chemical, Dank
Nov. 8, 2025, 4:27 a.m.|

I been trying many and many strains in the past few “years” looking to control my anxiety & insomnia, and I dare to say that “ Uptown Funk ” help me at a 100% whit that. ( I’m a Truck Driver OTR, I’m very responsible and whit NO accidents on my records, I been driving for YEARS! I don’t smoke while driving, same way it MANDATORY to be with people who drink… ) - Cannabis SHOULD BE LEGAL FOR ALL AROUND THE GLOBE❗️✍🏽

Consumption Method: JointsEffects I Feel: Mellow, Relaxing, SleepyHelp Me With: Anxiety, Insomnia, Stress
Jm_Goldo_Goya   - June 20, 2024, 4:58 a.m.|
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