Unlike the writeup, this took some time to kick in, but when it does its magical. It also lasts longer than the usual stuff I smoke. It was a great cerebral high, which causes giggles; jokes; and seriousness as needed. Didn't get full couch lock, but can confirm that you feel really calm toward the end - however smoking more restarts the excitement. Not so much for the body, but definitely good for the mind and mood. Will recommend
Hybrid - 50% Sativa /50% Indica
THC: 25% - 27%Cabbage Patch is a sativa dominant hybrid strain created through a cross of the hugely delicious Cherry Pie X Durban Poison strains. Although its name suggests the opposite, this bud packs a crazy powerful punch. It has well-balanced effects that are super heavy in both mind and body that is fueled by an insanely high THC level of 25-27% on average. It starts with a cerebral head rush almost immediately after smoking with an insanely energetic and uplifted high that launches your mood into the clouds. You'll find yourself very talkative, speaking anything that's on your mind, and a tendency to fall into uncontrollable states of giggles at the slightest hint of humor. This soaring head high is accompanied by a powerful relaxing body buzz that slowly creeps up on you before taking hold, leaving you utterly couch-locked with a slight case of the munchies. These long-lasting powerful effects make Cabbage Patch perfect for treating conditions such as mild to moderate cases of depression, chronic fatigue, lack of appetite, and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud actually looks like it was pulled straight out of a cabbage patch, with medium-sized dark olive green round nugs with lots of leaves and light amber hairs and a frosty thick coating of amber crystal trichomes. The smell and flavor of this bud is reminiscent of freshly picked blueberries with a sweet earthy floral hint as the nugs are broken apart and smoked.